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Your nervous system is acting like a toddler high on espresso.
Let's diagnose the pattern, not your personality. The free Happiness Archetypes Test shows you which of the 4 “unhappiness modes” you're stuck in right now, so you stop trying fixes that were never meant for your brain and body in the first place.
✓ Your Happiness Archetype: the pattern behind your stress and stuckness
✓ The pillar most out of tune right now (Identity, Biology, Mind or Soul)
✓ A clear next step that doesn't need a vision board, a 5am routine or pretending you're fine
Use your real email. If you type “asdf@asdf.com” the universe will judge you. Also, your results explainer lands in your inbox, so a fake one would be impressively pointless.
How it works
Email. Test. Answers.
01
Pop in your email
So you can unlock the test, and I can send you the “what this means” guide.
02
Take the test
Rate each statement from 0 to 4. Under 3 minutes. Go with your first instinct; it’s usually the right one.
03
Get your results
Your happiness archetype, pillar scores and 30-day plan, straight away on the results page.
This is for you if you're...
Functioning on the outside, but internally running 47 tabs (and one of them is panic).
Self-aware enough to know something's off, but not sure which lever to pull first. Done with fluffy advice, and after a plan that's actually doable.
And yes, it's backed by science. If it wasn't, I'd be a terrible psychologist.
Less Om. More Outcome.
STILL GOT QUESTIONS? WE GOT YOU!
Frequently Asked Questions
Katie Woodland; MSc, BA (Hons), dip, SNHS
Is this therapy?
No. It’s education + practical tools. (If you’re in crisis, contact local emergency support.)
Do I have to enter my email?
Yes — otherwise you won’t get access, and you won’t get the explainer that tells you what your results actually mean. Which is… kind of the point.
How long does it take?
Usually under 3 minutes.
Is my archetype permanent?
No — it’s a snapshot of what’s causing the most friction in your life right now, not your identity.
Do I need to be spiritual?
Nope. Science first. Sarcasm included. Cynicism encouraged.
Is there a money back guarantee?
No. Because it's free.
The Happiness Hacks Lab is owned and managed by Katie Woodland of www.katiewoodland.co.uk and www.maverickpsychologist.com
DISCLAIMER:
Katie Woodland does not know you and does not work with you on a 1-2-1 basis while you are a member of the HHL. This means that the results you get may not be the same as those who worked with her personally. All results are possible. Katie overcame immense trauma on her own, without help, just by using the same tools and information she was sharing with you. Katie had literally just failed in her suicide attempt when she started healing; she is not suicidal, has not suffered from depression for almost a decade and though she does become stressed/angry at things happening in life, she has zero mental health symptoms. She is not a special case, she is human. As long as you're human and you're dedicated to being happy, it will work for you.